"Jonah still doesn't know who I am, and it's driving me crazy."

-- Northgirl999

"Watch it, Jonah Black. You're a good diver, but you're not that good."

-- Lamar Jameson

"My son's diary is a testament to the fact that young people today need to be nicer to themselves. We all do."

-- Dr. Judith Black, Radio Personality and Teen Sexpert

"I love Jonah Black. I still can't believe he's real."

-- Sophie O'Brien

In Volume III, Jonah hooks up with the girl he left behind -- the same one who got him expelled from boarding school up north.