I didn't become a billionaire sitting on the couch.

Sure, I come from money, but I turned that money into millions and billions more.

Somehow though, I've landed myself in hot water and someone wants my money, or me dead. Probably both. I hired a bodyguard from an agency that assured me they only work with the best. 

Their best is a pretty, dark haired girl with an amazing body?

I'm screwed.

Royally.

Literally.

Screwed.